Dance In Your Pants Track — Mercedes ‘SHOCK ABSORBER’ (Tonka’s Hypermodern Disco Mix)
Never has had a song about a car suspension related item got me in such a flux. That’s excatly what Mercedes ‘SHOCK ABSORBER‘ (Tonka’s Hypermodern Disco Mix) does to me.
Whoever sent me this, I love it ‘Willy’s [Wonka] trainspotting cousing Tonka remixes it into a potentlal guilty pleasure by hot to trot new starlet, that really is so hot, she could sing the phone book and shit on my face, and I’d still buy her album.
I like the faux electro mild synth lead underneath the vocal’s interspersed with the–eeee gayest Saturday-Night-Fever-Esque arpeggiated string tinkles you ever did hear.
I even don’t mind the laziest lyric I’ve heard since Whigfield released ‘Saturday Night’, a lyric that would have Ivor Novello turning in his grave:
‘You like the way I walk, he likes the way I walk’
Right. However she drags the smile back on my face with the next line, which goes….
‘Bad boys at the bar, watch me dance
Baggy pants buzzing [unconfirmed] in the b-boy stance’
If his pants are buzzing, love, probably best not to go near what’s inside ‘em.
That’s my view.
Anyway, expect to hear more of this chickadee, the way she spits [christ] the middle eight you can sense she has great timing and phrasing- I like that in an mc – it’s a reason I think Chipmunk is fabulous.
Anyway watch it or download it. The end.
